The Bachelor Episode 3

The Bachelor Episode 3

*** S P O I L E R A L E R T ***

Helloooooo, Bachelor Nation!

Y’all I’m convinced this is truly the most boring season of The Bachelor EVER! Also, I’m sick to death of hearing about the damn champagne. Get overrrrrr it, ladies! Not trying to be a Debby downer here, but I’m really hoping the season starts getting more exciting soon because I’m just about over it!

Date With Victoria P

Victoria P is so cute & I think she’s the bomb! All I could think about while they were driving in the truck though is where the heck is her seat belt????? The little moment that Victoria P & Peter had in the boot store was seriously adorable. I think he’s really into Victoria . . . just the way he is around her seems so real. BUT, what do I know? We’ve hardly seen Peter interact with any of the girls unless it was an interrogation about something going on in the house.

Anyway, this line dancing bar that they’re at looks like it’d be my JAM! I need to go rn. Who knew that Peter was a line dancer?! Never have I seen him look anything like a cowboy before . . . so a little confused, but das cool. I’m so happy she got the date rose at the end of the date. YAY YAY!!

Hannah Ann & Kelsey

OH MY LORD I CAN’T BELIEVE WE’RE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS!

Their little confrontation on the couch was sooooo awkward! So when Hannah Ann was speaking with Peter about this situation & she said that she was being bullied by Kelsey . . . I can’t disagree there. During their talk Kelsey said that she’d called Hannah Ann “unkind words & names” & it wasn’t bullying–honey, you better check yo self! I’m so ready for this insane lady to go home!!! #champagnegate

Group Date

Date Card

  • Kiarra
  • Sarah
  • Tammy
  • Kelley
  • Savannah
  • Shiann
  • Sydney
  • Alayah

Finally, some entertainment! I’m so happy to see Demi!!!

Honestly, I think Demi’s appearance was literally the best thing about this episode (sorry girls!) & watching the girls open up the sleepwear Demi got them was HILARIOUS. I don’t remember who got the mumu to wear, but I’m here for it!

Watching Demi’s Extreme Pillow Fight Club was def bringing back some rugby competition vibes from Hannah B’s season when Luke P went apeshit on someone & it got outta hand.

Alayah.

Let’s talk about her real quick. I haven’t minded her in episode 1 & 2, but suddenly during this group date I L O A T H E her! When it was Alayah vs. Sydney in the pillow fight I have to admit I laughed a little (okay, a lot) when Alayah took that blow to the head. Alayah was def playing dirty & I’m not super happy that she won 1 on 1 time with Peter. Bleh.

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Post Group Date

Whoaaaa Sydney & Alayah. I guess that’s the new #champagnegate? Producers, quit drudging up fights just so there’s something going on in the house. Their convo was super weird–I think Sydney was confronting her in a roundabout way about being fake & a stereotypical pageant girl who can “turn it on” & we can all agree THIS WAS SO UNCOMFY!!

Alayah’s behavior in general during this episode is just extra cringe-worthy. This meme seriously sums it all up.

Did anyone else feel uncomfortable when Kelley was basically telling Peter that he needs to shave his beard? Also strange is when Peter was asking her if this whole thing was ” working for her?” Like I’m pretty sure that should be the other way around. Sorry y’all, but I don’t really think Peter has a grasp on this whole being The Bachelor thing. Yikes.

Side note: I cannot S T A N D when girls use their time with Peter to talk shit about other people in the house!!!! If that were me I’d be using every second to talk myself up lol.

Sydney going to Peter about the Alayah drama . . . I have mixed feelings (per my comment above), but overall I’m glad she said something because literally like everyone confirmed what she said. That bitch is sketchhhh! But can you BELIEVE Peter had the audacity to call Sydney out in front of the group??? That’s drama management 101! To me it wasn’t super cool that he called her out like that in front of everyone.

BUT PLOT TWIST PEOPLE!!!!!

She got the freakin rose . . . YASSSS! You know she’s probably gonna get jumped by people in the house when they’re all alone after this though haha.

Literally the Worst Pool Party Ever

I am sooooooo tired of Peter being a fuddy dud at all these functions. It seems like he’s often too wrapped up in his emotions to fully give himself to the group (which, may I remind you, is the point of the entire show).

When I heard this was gonna be a pool party I was like oh cool, that’ll be fun to watch. I should’ve known it’d turn into a full on interrogation session with detective Peter talking to all the girls about the latest drama. I wanna see somebody do a cannon ball or something. EVERY girl is in full hair & makeup having a miserable time. Get in the water!!! Also, is it just me or have we hardly seen this pool in the history of Bachelor Nation? LMK.

Back to Alayah (ugh, right?). SOOOOO SKETCHY that she didn’t want anyone to know that her & Victoria P knew each other prior to The Bachelor. I don’t think that it would’ve been a huge deal, but to lie about something like that is bizarre. One of my fave parts of tonight’s episode was when Peter confronted Alayah about that and she straight up looked like a deer in headlights! At this point I was convinced while watching that Peter was over Alayah.

Rose Ceremony

Roses

  • Kelsey
  • Hannah Ann
  • Natasha
  • Lexi
  • Madison
  • Shiann
  • Kelley
  • Kiarra
  • Tammy
  • Savannah
  • Deandra
  • Mykenna (I really don’t get why she was so nervous???)
  • Sydney
  • Victoria P

Byeeeee

  • Alayah (P R A I S E J E S U S!)
  • Sarah
  • Jasmine
  • Alexa

Final Thoughts

So I was totally digging’ episode 1 & 2 of this season, but now I’m having second thoughts after episode 3. My hope is that next Monday is a little more real excitement, & not as much producer-induced drama (overrrr it). After watching this Monday’s episode, my fave 3 rn are Victoria P, Madison & Hannah Ann. Don’t get me wrong there’s lots of others I really like (but let’s be honest we don’t even know them!!!), but these are the ladies that I feel like have the best chance of making it the furthest.

I am anxiously awaiting next Monday to see what will happen (& if Kelsey will get send home). 6 more days!!!

XO, Han

The Bachelor Episode 1

The Bachelor Episode 1

*** S P O I L E R A L E R T ***

Hellooooo, Bachelor Nation!

So last night’s first episode of Peter’s season has me thirsty for next week’s episode. I am living for the drama on this season (okay, not really but you get what I’m saying)! Some relationships between girls in the house are already a little cray & it’s only gonna get crazier. YAY!

We all knew from the teasers that Hannah Brown would show up on this season of The Bachelor, but I don’t think anyone saw what was really coming at the end of the episode. I was FLOORED when Hannah B confessed that she made mistakes & still has feelings for Peter. I about lost my mind when he didn’t back off & invited her to join the house! WHAT!!! I def have mixed feelings about this–I wish Hannah & Peter would’ve just ended up together from the get-go, but I also feel like she wouldn’t even be competition against the other girls…she’s just the grand prize. So, we’ll see what she does next week!

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Let’s Meet the Girls

In The Running

These are the gals got a rose on last night’s episode, along with my first impressions after watching their entrance & interactions throughout the episode.

  • Alayah: family oriented, authentic, letter from her grandma seemed a little thirsty
  • Sydney: she threw a little shade at Hannah B in her entrance…& Hannah B’s my girl
  • Hannah Ann: cute & sweet, Peter seemed to really like her, she was the first one Peter willingly kissed, my pick for the first impression rose
  • Sarah: confident, real
  • Lauren: cautiously optimistic, Peter seems to like her
  • Victoria P: goofy, fun, lighthearted, sweet, daring
  • Mykenna: head over heels for Peter
  • Kelsey: maybe a little shy
  • Madison: sweet, confident, dominant
  • Tammy: funny, straight forward
  • Shiann: fun, maybe a bit insecure
  • Courtney: potentially trashy, wants to be cool
  • Lexi: she showed up in a red convertible. Yep, that’s it. That’s the tweet.
  • Deandra: who tf shows up as a windmill?? Awk since he banged Hannah B in that windmill….
  • Jasmine: Peter was so confused when he couldn’t understand a damn thing she was saying
  • Victoria F: dry sense of humor, not so confident, I thought she was going to be elimated
  • Savannah: the blindfolded kiss was not my styler, pretty bold, stole the first kiss from Peter (was he even into it???)
  • Kelley: nervous laugher, carefree
  • Natasha: weird, maybe a little kinky?, crazy eyes, probably the worst first impression for me
  • Kiarra: how did she fit in a freakin suitcase?
  • Alexa: debby downer

Eliminated

  • Maurissa: potentially possessive, fun
  • Eunice: flight attendant, confident
  • Jade: flight attendant
  • Megan: flight attendant
  • Kylie: bringing the condoms was trashyyy
  • Katrina: wtf was up with the picture of her hairless pussy cat?? Honestly like wtf I was so uncomfortable until I saw it was legit her hairless cat.
  • Jenna: showed up with an emotional support cow, awkward. Everyone who thought that cow was a horse needs to go. Now.
  • Avonlea: cheesyyyy

First Group Date

Since Peter is a pilot (duh!) the flight school group date is adorable. But Peter is showing no mercy with this first group date! I am literally so surprised only one girl threw up on that horrible spinning contraption. And I thought Hannah B picked some crazy group dates!

First Date

I loved watching the obstacle course!!! Low key mad that Kelley got the first date because she cheated & still got the sunset flight with Peter. But I guess the battle for love can’t always be fair, right? All the girls were SO jealous when she got back from spending the entire day with Peter, but who the heck wouldn’t be! We’ll see if the house can be a little less petty with Kelley next Monday.

First One-On-One Date

Peter has some BALLS! Taking a girl to his parents’ vow renewals on the FIRST DATE?! That’s some risky behavior in my opinion, but makes for some amazing drama.

That being said, this date was so sickeningly sweet. I think I would be terrified to meet the parents so soon…during their vow renewals…ON TELEVISION! At the end of the date when Madison & Peter got to sit down & chat together I feel like she was really saying all the right things, but I’m questioning if it was sincere or if she is just playing the game. I love Madison & I’m rooting for her–I also feel like the producers may be trying to frame their relationship for other reasons though.

Final Thoughts

Overall I’m diggin‘ this season of The Bachelor so far. The girls were wasted the first night, like a million kisses have already happened & Peter has some intense drama going on with Hannah B coming into the picture. I’m so pumped to see if Hannah B ends up ruining this season for all the women there (kinda hoping so, sorry not sorry). After this episode only my final 3 picks for the end of the season are Victoria P, Hannah Ann, & Madison. Who knows, this may change next week! Who are your top 3? I’d love to hear in the comments below.

I’m never really excited for Mondays, but IS IT MONDAY YET?! I’m ready for more Pilot Pete. ‘Til next week!

XO, Han